FUNNY QUOTES & SAYINGS ABOUT AGEING & BIRTHDAYS

(Hilarious quotes to jazz up your e-cards, text messages, mspace & facebook pages)

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Larry Lorenzoni

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Quote by - Robert Frost

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Quote by - Unknown author.

After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down
 by - Dame Barbara Cartland quote

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
 by - Unknown author.

Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything. 
 by - Erma Bombeck

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked.
Quote by - Pearl S. Buck 

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Unknown Author

I believe in hard work. It keeps the wrinkles out of the mind and the spirit. It helps to keep a woman young. It certainly keeps women alive.
Helena Rubinstein

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
by - Author Unknown

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Comical Age Quote by - Sam Ewing

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