Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Sex Quote by ~  Unknown Author

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Quote by ~ Woody Allen

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Quote by ~ Robert Heinlein

Sex is emotion in motion.
Quote by ~ Mae West

The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex.
Quote by ~ Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Amorous Quote by ~  Unknown Author

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
~ P.J. O'Rourke

Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
Quote by ~ Dorothy Parker

Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
~  Unknown Author

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
Sex Quote by ~ Truman Capote

But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Quote by ~  Waiter Rant

He whose intellect overcomes his lust is higher than the angels; he whose lust overcomes his intelligence is less than an animal.
Quote by ~ Mevlana Rumi

If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
Sensuality Quote by -  Peta Wilson

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Sexual Quote by ~ Elton John

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
by ~ Murray Banks

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Sexual Quote by ~ Woody Allen

What they love to yield they would often rather have stolen. Rough seduction delights them, the boldness of near rape is a compliment.
~ Ovid

A dirty book is rarely dusty.
~  Unknown Author
 
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
~  Unknown Author

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
~  Unknown Author

 

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