Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
~ Author Unknown

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Amusing Quote by ~ George Burns
 

Naughty Little Poem by ~ Unknown Author

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process
So please rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened
I've not had this before
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
and tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size

"Calm yourself" he whispered
his face filled with a grin
"Please try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
feeling it deep within her now
she said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
she gave a frightened shout
He gripped it firm in anguish
and quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contented
sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
you made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
It's the dentist you will find
That's not what you imagined eh?
  Well that's just your dirty mind!!

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Funny quote by ~ Woody Allen

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Amusing Quote by ~ S. J. Perelman

It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Amusing Quote by ~ Tallulah Bankhead

If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
Amusing Quote by ~ Peta Wilson