She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process
So please rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened
I've not had this before
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It
was growing rather painful
and tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size
"Calm yourself" he whispered
his face filled with a grin
"Please try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
feeling it deep within her now
she said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
she gave a frightened shout
He gripped it firm in anguish
and quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contented
sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
you made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
It's the dentist you will find
That's not what you imagined eh?
Well that's just your dirty mind!!
