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Cute girl with roses are red, violets are blue verse and message for a hot sexy partner
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AMUSING SEXY QUOTATIONS AND POEMS

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. |
~ Marilyn Monroe

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

Comical Quote by ~ Margaret Smith

 

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Comical Quote by ~ Woody Allen
 

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~ Author Unknown

 

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

~ Author Unknown


But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

Comical Quote by ~ George Bernard Shaw

 

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Comical Quote by ~ Cary Grant

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Comical Quote by ~ Frederike Ryder
 

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When you were in your younger days
You weighed a few pounds less
You needn't hold your tummy in
To wear a belted dress

But now that you are older
You can set your body free
There's the comfort of elastic
Where once your waist would be

And how about those tights you wear
They're sized by weight, I see
So that explains why the crotch
Is down below the knee

You now need to wear glasses
As the prints are getting smaller
And it wasn't very long ago
I know that you were taller

Though your hair has turned to grey
And your skin no longer fits
On the inside, you're the same old you
And I love you still to bits.
Cheeky Poem by ~ Unknown Author
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

Comical Quote by ~ Jay McInerney
 

A dirty book is rarely dusty.
~ Author Unknown

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
~ Don Schrader


If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
~ Louise Sammons

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
Comical Quote by ~ George Bernard Shaw

When somebody gives you a sexy look, you know they're trying. It's terrible! But when you smile, it's so much sexier!
Amusing Quote by ~ Joseph Addison

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
~ Cary Grant

My message to the businessman of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife.
Amusing Quote by
 ~ Edwina Currie

A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: "Because everything does.
 Comical Quote by ~ Honor Tracy

 

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