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Below is a cool collection of a Funny Adult Greeting Cards for you to send to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or someone else you fancy flirting with.  Comical Cards with humorous captions and images to amuse that special someone.  Send a silly Romantic e-Card to your Sweetheart, Partner or Secret Love

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AMUSING FLIRTATIOUS  e CARDS

Funny Flirty Card



Sexy flirty invitation greeting card. Cartoon girl e cards has jokey text message saying 'You must be a good thief because ... 
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Funny thinking of you message with comical image of a man in a bathtub and urgent message for his partner
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Funny Flirty Card



Greeting has image of blonde girl blowing kisses with comic style roses and red, violets are blue message to her hot sexy partner!!!
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Humorous Flirty Card



Funny sexy flirty greetings cards message from him saying You've got 256 bones in ur body, and hunky guy saying he wonders if...  
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Humorous Flirty Card



  Free sexy greetings card with pic of black & white movie star Mae West with funny joke about temptation
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Humorous Flirty Card


Funny comic style bedroom scene e card.  Cartoon picture has couple in bed and joke about playing games in the bedroom
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FUNNY SEXY, FLIRTATIOUS  eQUOTES and POEMS

(Comical quotes to add to your e-cards, sms, text msgs, facebook, myspace blogs & twitter)

 

 

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
~ Author Unknown

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Amusing Quote by ~ Sophia Loren
 

Sex is emotion in motion.

~ Mae West

Sex relieves tension Amusing Quote by ~ love causes it.

~ Woody Allen
 

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
~ Author Unknown

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Amusing Quote by ~ George Burns
 


Naughty Little Poem by
~ Unknown Author

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process
So please rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened
I've not had this before
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
and tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size

"Calm yourself" he whispered
his face filled with a grin
"Please try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
feeling it deep within her now
she said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
she gave a frightened shout
He gripped it firm in anguish
and quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contented
sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
you made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
It's the dentist you will find
That's not what you imagined eh?
  Well that's just your dirty mind!!


|Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

~ Woody Allen

 

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Amusing Quote by ~ S. J. Perelman

It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Amusing Quote by ~ Tallulah Bankhead

If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
Amusing Quote by ~ Peta Wilson

 

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