Remember, if you smoke after sex
you're doing it too fast.
Funny Quote by ~ Woody Allen
Sex on television can't
hurt you unless you fall off.
~ Author Unknown
Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.
Funny Quote by ~
Oscar Wilde
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Funny Quote by ~
Billy Crystal
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night.
Funny Quote by ~
Rodney Dangerfield
Easy is an adjective used to
describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
~ Author Unknown
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences
money can buy.
Funny Quote by ~
Steve Martin
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Funny Quote by ~ Mark Twain
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her
reputation and never missed it.
Funny Quote by ~ Mae West
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Funny Quote by ~
Lynn Lavner
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole
relationship.
Funny Quote by ~
Sharon Stone
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman
talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~ Author Unknown
