I believe that sex is one
of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money
can buy.
Quote by - Tom
Clancy
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Quote by - Robin
Williams
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Quote by - Susan
Healy
Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances
are she believes it.
Quote by - Unknown
Author
One good thing about Internet dating: you're guaranteed to
click with whomever you meet. Quote by - Unknown.
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way.
Women always seem to be showing me the exits.
Quote by - Scott
Roeben
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Quote by - Wendy
Leibman
You know that look women
get when they want sex? Me neither.
Quote by - Steve
Martin
Women need a reason to
have sex. Men just need a place.
Quote by - Billy
Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing
in front of other women. They say that women are too
judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Quote by - Robert
De Niro
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Quote by - Woody
Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night.
Quote by - Rodney
Dangerfield
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 500SL.
Quote by - Lynn
Lavner
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation
at the taxidermist.
Quote by - Matt
Barry
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Quote by - Camille Paglia
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other
eight are unimportant.
Quote by - George
Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships.
Quote by - Sharon
Stone
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