What I don't like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the
work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking
- Robert Paul
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times
more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And
while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be
seeing six or seven.
-W. C. Fields.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with
next year's money.
- Author Unknown
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the
Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews
called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went
to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street
would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the
atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'
- Dave Barry
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it
would be necessary to invent it.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
It's a gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
May you and your loved ones, enjoy peace on Earth.
- by Unknown poet
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and
adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the
government what they want and their kids pay for it.
- Richard Lamm
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won't make it white.
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The
new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts.