To me, old age is always 20
years older than I am.
Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my
age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm
five I'll be 64.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted. - Unknown author
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still
for a woman of thirty.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year
and a half.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my