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Free Everyday Greetings for
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We have a nice
collection of amusing Musical and Animated Greetings
Cards.
Choose from our unique collection of
comic style birthday cards with humorous images and funny messages.
All Free birthday cartoons & postcards to Brighten someone's day and
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AMUSING BIRTHDAY QUOTES, SAYINGS
& JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER
(Handy quotes to add to your
e-cards, text messages, facebook & myspace
pages) |
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Live as long as you may. The first
twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Quote by Unknown Author
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
Birthday Quote by - Abraham Lincoln
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you
enjoy them.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
The only way to get rid of a
temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my
eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric
skillet for her birthday.
Birthday Quote by Unknown Author
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood
around and sang, Happy Birthday.
Birthday Quote by Unknown Author
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
- Charlie Brown quote
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown quote
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige quote
I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.
- Rita Mae Brown quote
Age does not protect you from
love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
Funny Quote by ~ Jeanne Moreau quote
You grow up the day you have your
first real laugh -- at yourself.
Funny Quote by ~ Ethel Barrymore
More funny birthday quotes coming soon
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