First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. 
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. 
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. 
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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
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Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
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If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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