Free Everyday Greetings for
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTATIONS &
SAYINGS ABOUT OLD AGE
(Handy quotes to add to your e-cards and text
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Larry Lorenzoni
There is no wonder that people today live over 40 and pass
this milestone over and over again, due to antibiotics, nasal
spray and Diet Coke."
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because
the older she gets the more interested he becomes.
Amusing b-day Quote by ~ Agatha Christie
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Robert Frost
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve
Quote by - Unknown author.
After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or
her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down
Funny Birthday Quote by - Dame Barbara Cartland quote
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Unknown
Authorities say brain cells may
shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered
by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more
thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you
can't have everything.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Erma Bombeck
Perhaps one has to be very old before
one learns how to be amused rather than shocked.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Pearl S. Buck
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never
remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
I believe in hard work. It keeps the wrinkles out of the mind
and the spirit. It helps to keep a woman young. It certainly
keeps women alive.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Funny Quote by - Author Unknown'
Isn't it fun getting older' is really a terrible fallacy.
That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat
Quote by ~ Katherine Hepburn
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar
haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Sam Ewing
'Isn't it fun getting older' is really
a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old
car with a flat tyre.
Quote by ~ Katherine
There is no wonder that people today live over 40 and pass this
milestone over and over again, due to antibiotics, nasal spray and Diet
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