Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Larry Lorenzoni

There is no wonder that people today live over 40 and pass this milestone over and over again, due to antibiotics, nasal spray and Diet Coke."
Author Unknown

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested he becomes.
Amusing b-day Quote by ~ Agatha Christie


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Robert Frost

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Unknown author.

After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down
Funny Birthday Quote by - Dame Barbara Cartland quote

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Unknown author.

Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything. 
Funny Birthday Quote by - Erma Bombeck

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Pearl S. Buck 

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Unknown Author

I believe in hard work. It keeps the wrinkles out of the mind and the spirit. It helps to keep a woman young. It certainly keeps women alive.
Helena Rubinstein

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Funny Quote by - Author Unknown'

Isn't it fun getting older' is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tyre.
Quote by ~ Katherine Hepburn

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Sam Ewing


'Isn't it fun getting older' is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tyre. 
Quote by ~ Katherine Hepburn

There is no wonder that people today live over 40 and pass this milestone over and over again, due to antibiotics, nasal spray and Diet Coke."
Author Unknown



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