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Funny comic style birthday wishes with cartoon tomcat joke about a little bird telling tales
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Comical Happy birthday wishes with birthday challenge
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Funny comic style birthday wishes with cheeky monkey cartoon and joke about being cool
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Funny Teacher Happy Birthday cards picture cartoon has a quick quiz for a Brainy Person on their birthday
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Amusing Happy Birthday Cards cartoon has horse picture and a little joke about old age
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Comic style birthday greeting with tips on enjoying a great birthday celebration
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTES, SAYINGS  & JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Larry Lorenzoni

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Joke by Unknown Author

I'm getting older I hear you cry
We'll... what's the big deal
For so I am
So make the most of
what you've got
Cause after all
You still look Hot
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty
(copyright 28th October 2011)

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Amusing Birthday Quote by ~ Lucille Ball

Another birthday
And some more grey
I'm getting old
I hear you say
But never mind
For when all's said and done
The alternative is
Not being around
To see another one!
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty
(copyright 28th October 2011)

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. 
 ~ Billie Burke

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of..... Lord-only-knows!
Funny birthday quote by Unknown Author

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
 ~ Robert Orben

I have everything now I had twenty years ago... except now it's all lower. 
Funny ageing Quote by ~ Gypsy Rose Lee

So you have noticed another wrinkle
And some subtle differences when you tinkle
But don't you worry or start to frown
Just simply embrace your ever widening crown
Happy Birthday
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. 
Quote by ~ Gloria Pitzer

Another year has just whizzed by
but don't you worry or start to sigh
For you have learned throughout the years
It becomes much easier to face your fears
So raise a glass into the air
And with your old legs
Dance like Fred Astaire
Ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Funny Birthday Quote by ~ John Glenn

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Funny Agein Quote by ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

Another birthday
And you feel old
But age is just a number
Or so we are told
So get a grip
And have lots of fun
For life's for living
When all's said and done
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty
(copyright 28th October 2011)

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Comical Ageing Quote by ~ Maurice Chevalier

From birth to age 18, a girl needs god parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. 
Funny ageing quote by ~ Sophie Tucker 

You're getting older
And that is that
And as the years go by
You'll have to fight the fat
Your knees will go
And your wrinkles will show
And you'll get various problems
Down below
Your bones will creak
And you'll start to get stiff
And if you don't wash often
You'll start to whiff
But come on now it's not
All bad
You're still alive
So just be glad
Ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty
(copyright 28th October 2011)

Be kind to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home one day.
Author Unknown

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested he becomes. 
Amusing b-day Quote by ~ Agatha Christie

 

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