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Free Everyday Greetings for
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*FUN*tastic eCards.com has a cool and growing collection of colorful amusing Musical and Animated Greetings Cards. Choose from our unique collection of comic style birthday cards with humorous images and funny messages.
You can customize the card of your choice with your own personal text messages and then add animated smileys gifs, a cartoon stamp and some music if you like. All Free
comical birthday cartoons & postcards to Brighten someone's day and raise a smile.
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a card you like and send it!
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FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTES,
SAYINGS & JOKES ABOUT GETTING OLDER
(Handy quotes to add to your
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest.
Funny Birthday Quote by - Larry Lorenzoni
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do
you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Joke by Unknown Author
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
~ Robert Orben
The secret of staying young is to live
honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Amusing
Birthday Quote by~ Lucille Ball
Age is something that doesn't matter,
unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie
Burke
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4
years. She was born in the year of..... Lord-only-knows!
Funny birthday quote by Unknown Author
I have everything now I
had twenty years ago... except now it's all lower.
Funny
ageing Quote by ~ Gypsy Rose Lee
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old
age.
Quote by ~ Gloria Pitzer
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for
the common birthday.
Funny Birthday Quote by ~ John Glenn
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
the hell happened.
Funny Agein Quote by ~ Cora Harvey
Armstrong
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Comical Ageing Quote by ~ Maurice Chevalier
From birth to age 18, a girl needs god
parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55,
she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Funny ageing quote by ~ Sophie Tucker
Be kind to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home one
day.
Author Unknown
'Isn't it fun getting older' is really
a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old
car with a flat tyre.
Quote by ~ Katherine
Hepburn
There is no wonder that people today live over 40 and pass this
milestone over and over again, due to antibiotics, nasal spray and Diet
Coke."
Author Unknown
An archaeologist is the best husband a
woman can have because the older she gets the more interested
he becomes.
Amusing b-day
Quote by ~ Agatha Christie
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