Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Quote by ~ Jack Benny quote


So you've advanced into your 80th year
It's time for us and you to cheer
For life is a blessing
We should all hold dear
So just be glad that you're still here
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (c


The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Quote by ~ Oscar Wilde quote

 

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Quote by ~ Author Unknown


Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Quote by ~ Herbert Asquith

 

You're 80th birthday
Seems the perfect time
To say a word or two
Like have a birthday
Filled with Fun
And be assured
We all Love you
80th birthday poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)


Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 70, sometimes more than once.
Quote by ~ Dave Barry

 

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
~ English Proverb


Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Quote by ~ Dorothy Fulheim


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Quote by ~ Jack Benny


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote by ~ Truman Capote


Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Quote by ~ Author Unknown


You've hit a special milestone
You're 80 years old today
So I'll treat you to some hair dye
To sort out all the grey
Have a great one
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)


The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Quote by ~ Oscar Wilde quote


There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.
Quote by ~ Rainer Maria Rilke quote


 

These eighty magical wishes
Are sent to you today
To ensure your
Special birthday event
Is just perfect in everyway
80th bday poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)


This card brings congratulations
And the warmest of wishes too
In the hope that your 80th birthday
Is as wonderful as you
Poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)


Hoping this day's among the best
That you have ever spent
And proves to be in every way
A wonderful event...
Happy 80th Birthday
by ~ Unknown Author


Today you enter your 80th year
May you be surrounded by
All those you hold dear
~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)

 

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Quote by ~ Fred Astaire quote


The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball quote


There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.
Quote by ~ Rainer Maria Rilke quote


Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Quote by ~ Fred Astaire quote


It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Quote by ~ Bishop Richard Cumberland

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