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Musical and Animated Milestone Birthday Cards for friends and family.  On this page you can find a variety of 50th b-day cards; choose from our unique collection of comic style birthday cards with humorous images and funny messages.  All Free birthday cartoons & postcards to send to friends and family to Brighten their day and raise a smile

EXCLUSIVE 50th BIRTHDAY POEMS & LISTINGS OF POPULAR SAYINGS
(Handy quotes to add to your ecards text messages, sms, facebook, bebo & myspace blogs)

 


You're not 50, you're eighteen with 32 years experience.
~ Author Unknown


If you had known you were going to live this long, I guess you would have taken better care of yourself.
~ Author Unknown


It's your 50th birthday
And you feel old
But age is just a number
Or so we are told
So get a grip
And have lots of fun
For life's for living
When all's said and done
50th poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)


First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Quote by ~ Branch Rickey


May all the precious moments
That set this day apart
Stay with you long after
As keepsakes of the heart
And often through the future
May you relive in thought
The very many pleasures
Your 50th birthday has brought
by ~ Unknown Author


Your skin may sag and the bones may creak
but turning 50 isn't all bleak
Your brain's still sharp
And you've lots to say
And we'll love you lots
Come whatever birthday
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty


Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Ageing Quote by ~ Bob Hope


You're 50th birthday
Seems the perfect time
To say a word or two
Like have a birthday
Filled with Fun
And be assured
We all Love you
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)


Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 50, sometimes more than once.
Quote by ~ Dave Barry


You still have a full deck; you just shuffle slower now.
Quote by ~ Unknown Author


I'm 50 I hear you sigh
All those *bleep*ing years
Have just flown by
But make the most of
what you've got
Cause at the end of the day
You're still really Hot
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty


The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Quote by ~ Jerry M. Wright


Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Quote by ~ Dorothy Fulheim

You're 50 and beginning to feel old
But if I may just be so bold
Remind you that life is for living
And to hell with your age
You can carry on fibbing
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)


Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
~ Jean Paul Richter


So you have noticed another wrinkle
And some subtle differences when you tinkle
But don't you worry or despair
Just simply embrace your thinning hair
Happy 50th Birthday
Funny ageing poem by ~ Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011)

Youth is a work of nature while age is a work of art.
Quote by ~ Unknown Author

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